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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:18 pm 
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there are a lot more out there but these are the ones I've found recently :





A few gems I've been hanging on to, using at work and what not. Please add more!

A bad day at the racetrack beats a good day at the office

Racing is the constant search for the weakest link. -Duane Bailey

If everything seems to be in control, you're not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

You show me a racer that says that he's never forgotten to tighten his lug nuts, and I'll show you a liar.

No matter how fast you think your racecar is, if you look at it long enough ... a fly will come and land on it.

Guys, you can date whomever you want, but marry a girl who can back up a trailer. - Michael Martin Murphy

Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?

It is more fun to drive a slow car fast than to drive a fast car slow. - Abner Perney

If lightning strikes while you're in the car it's your fault. - Doc Bundy

Duct tape is The Force: It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Better to be a racer for a moment then a spectator for a lifetime.

Hands OFF the steering wheel when a meeting with the tire wall is imminent.

A MINI on its roof goes "wooz wooz"

DNF beats DNS. (Did Not Finish beats Did Not Start)

It's not how FAST you drive - it's how you drive FAST

To win is to drive as slowly as possible without relinquishing the lead.

The ideal racecar will expire 100 yards past the finish line. - Stirling Moss

The racing driver needs to be fed a diet of other racing drivers. - Carroll Smith

I know what's wrong, and if I could find it, I'd fix it.

You can't make a racehorse out of a pig. But if you work hard enough at it you can make a mighty fast pig. - Bob Akin

If a part can be installed incorrectly, it will be. - Murphy's Law

Murphy was an optimist. - Cohen's Corollary

We all have one thing in common: the relentless pursuit of grip.

To finish first you must first finish.

Racing ... it's life. Everything that comes before or after is just waiting. -Michael Delaney (Steve McQueen in "LeMans")

Keeping gumdrops on the toes of your driving shoes probably brings more insects than good luck. - Andy Banta

Friends don't let friends apex early.

If you spin in turn seven, and no one actually sees it ... then did you really spin in turn seven?

Oversteer scares passengers; understeer scares drivers.

If I had all the money I'd spent on cars ... I'd spend it all on cars. - Scott Fisher

Straights are for fast cars. Turns are for fast drivers.

Racing is the process of turning money into noise.

Racing costs today exactly the same as it did twenty years ago ... it takes every penny you have.

DRIVER HAS NO CASH (lettered under the driver's window on the race car)

The older I get, the faster I was

Q: How do I make a small fortune in racing? A: Start with a large fortune.

You can observe a lot by watching. - Yogi

90% of the race is half mental. - Paraphrase from Yogi

Anyone can drive a fast car; few can drive a car fast.

Sometimes you have to bring back only the steering wheel so the car owner will know that you're giving it all you have. - Mario Andretti

A meteorite hitting your car is an accident; anything else is driver error.

When you put on your helmet... you're invincible. - John Force

What's-a behind a me is-a not important! - Franco Beltline (Raul Julia in "Gumball Rally")

If you can leave two parallel solid black lines from the exit of one turn, to the entrance of the next, THEN you have sufficient power. (Or you're a drifter)

Flat out 'til you see God, then brake.

Nothing good has ever been written about the full rotation of a racecar about its roll axis. - Carroll Smith

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a ride!"

Racecar spelled backwards is still racecar.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:25 pm 
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Those are good, Walter.

I can't add any at this point- brain fried from a day at the hospital.

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don't know how true, but good anyway

Jackie Stewart practicing for one of his first Grands Prix has the throttle stick going into the Curva Grande at Monza. Later at the press conference, he describes knocking the car into neutral, a big spin..."Just incredible I didn't hit anything. I thought it was all over, for sure."

The reporters sit there in awe until, from a corner of the room, Jim Clark asks softly: "So, Jackie, you ordinarily back off there?"

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Turbo's are ok but I would rather be blown!


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fifty-five wrote:
don't know how true, but good anyway

Jackie Stewart practicing for one of his first Grands Prix has the throttle stick going into the Curva Grande at Monza. Later at the press conference, he describes knocking the car into neutral, a big spin..."Just incredible I didn't hit anything. I thought it was all over, for sure."

The reporters sit there in awe until, from a corner of the room, Jim Clark asks softly: "So, Jackie, you ordinarily back off there?"


Maybe that is why Jackie is with us and Jim is not. :cry:

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Tim Daland: And Harry, I know you're great, you know you're great, but if the guy in the car doesn't trust you, we're never gonna win a damn race.

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Second place is just the first looser--Sylvain Tremblay.

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There's alot more to Racin than just winning - Doc Hudson

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Grind me off a Pound.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 8:31 pm 
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here are a few more:


No race has ever been won in the first corner...But many have been lost there.

“I Saw Elvis at 1000 Feetâ€Â

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:29 pm 
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fifty-five wrote:

"You're not a racing driver, you're a f*ing idiot!" - Ayrton Senna



I remember that one. Ayrton was speaking to Eddie Irvine at Japan.

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 Post subject: Stock Car Quotes
PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:18 pm 
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Here are some quotes from NASCAR greats, that helped this rookie. I have a bunch of 'em:

Once you've raced, you never forget it and you never get over it.
Richard Childress

We'd sleep in a truck and live on what we won. If we didn't win, we didn't eat. That's pressure. But we were young, the racing was great, and man, it was fun.
Bobby Allison

Rick Hendrick got a little gasoline in his veins and never got it out.
Darrell Waltrip

If you don't charge from the start, there are plenty of great drivers who will.
Cale Yarborough

There is a fine line between being confident and being obnoxious.
Darrell Waltrip

I want to do it my way. I don't mind the hard work and enjoy the challenge. If I succeed, I've done it myself. If I fail, well, I can say I tried.
Alan Kulwicki

No enemy is worse than bad advice.
Sophocles, Greek playwright

You can't let outside things interfere. Racing is about being the coolest and the strongest.
Dale Earnhardt

Wipe away fear like you wipe away water from a windshield.
Cale Yarborough

The first thing you have to do is beat the racetrack.
Benny Parsons

Have a backup plan for everything you can think of.
Humpy Wheeler

Work hard, be fair, and don't mess in other people's business.
Junior Johnson

If you don't believe, you don't belong.
Alan Kulwicki's Credo

In the kind of business we're in, you have to have faith. Racing the way we do, you put your life in God's hands.
Richard Petty

I guess I learn something from every driver and every race.
David Pearson

Always have a next great goal.
Alan Kulwicki

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here's a few more...



'Stay in the throttle till you see God... then stay in it a little longer'.

Jay Leno on Top Gear. "You know, race car driving is like sex. All men think they are good at it."

Never run out of grip, real estate and ideas at the same time.

announcer Barrie Gill to a sidelined Ronnie Peterson at the 1975 International Trophy (Silverstone) BG:Ronnie, what do you think of the race thus far? RP:I think that I should be in it..

Another good one from the Carrera Panamericana; I think that it was Clay Smith who said, after a reporter asked him what he would do if his Lincoln were to go into the crowd; 'I'd turn on the wipers.'

This last one is not a one-liner, and I'm also paraphrasing, but it is one of my favorites--

uninformed newspaper reporter, via telephone to Jim Clark: 'Mr. Clark, what would you say will be your most difficult challenge in this race?'

Clark: 'That would be...Hill'

Reporter: 'And which hill is that, sir?'

Clark: 'Oh, I'm sorry, It's Graham Hill.'

Reporter:'Thank you, and just how high is that one?'

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borrowed cars are faster

If you guys had any real balls you'd race back down this mountain!" --Michele Mouton, at the top of Pike's Peak after taking the overall win --Thus earning her place in the pantheon of immortals

Ken Schrader, any number of times after he was hit by another driver: "It was half my fault. After all, I chose to be out there."

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:27 pm 
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I found the supposedly 49 greatest racing quotes here. I've highlighted my favorites.

I found this on a search for my favorite quote, which I couldn't find; it is attributed to some 1950's F1 driver lamenting the state of 1980's F1 racing, something like 'I can remember when the drivers were fat and the tires were skinny'. Anyway, here is another list. Some are duplicates of Walter's:

1. To finish first, you must first finish. – Rick Mears

2. Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second. – Bobby Unser

3. The winner ain’t the one with the fastest car, it’s the one who refuses to lose. – Dale Earnhardt

4. You win some, you lose some, you wreck some. – Dale Ernhardt Sr.

5. Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines. – Enzo Ferrari

6. The client is not always right. – Enzo Ferrari

7. If you think the last 4 words of the national anthem are gentlemen, start your engines, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy.

8. Need to tie some kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don’t eat his candy ass. – Dale Earnhardt speaking of Mark Martin.

9. The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. – F1 commentator Murray Walker.

10. Turbochargers are for people who cant build engines. – Keith Duckworth

11. Here Kitty Kitty Kitty! – Tony Stewart

12. We broke something, I think it was traction… – Carl Edwards after getting spun out by Dale Jr. at Michigan

13. Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports… all the others are games. – Ernest Hemingway

14. Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls. – Stirling Moss

15. Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death… – Hunter Thompson

16. I don’t know driving in another way which isn’t risky. Each one has to improve himself. Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than other’s. – Ayrton Senna

17. It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down. – Mario Andretti

18. Once you’ve raced, you never forget it…and you never get over it. – Richard Childress

19. Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win. – Enzo Ferrari

20. There’s no secret. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left. – Bill Vukovich

21. To achieve anything in this game you must be prepare to dabble in the boundary of disaster. – Sterling Moss

22. What’s behind you doesn’t matter. – Enzo Ferrari

23. When you win a race you’re on top that day, so take it for what its worth, have a good time and party, cause the next day when you get out of bed, the meter goes back to zero again. – Bobby Allison

24. No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you… he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin’. – Harry Hogge, Days of Thunder

25. If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. – Mark Donohue ...and, I might add, you probably don't have AWD

26. If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough. – Parnelli Jones

27. Mr. Bentley – He builds fast trucks. – Ettore Bugatti

28. Why worry about death, it’ll come sooner or later. – Jim Dunn

29. Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you. – Jeremy Clarkson

30. Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. – Henry Ford

31. As far as cheating goes, they’ll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it. – Smokey Yunick

32. It’s like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium – Dick Trickle was asked what racing at Windchester Speedway was like.

33. You can’t fix stupid – Larry Morgan, NHRA Pro Stock driver

34. You can tell that you’re in trouble when you feel the air on the back of your neck instead of in your face. – Buddy Baker

35. I got hit in the head pretty hard. My clock ran backwards for two years. – Buddy Baker

36. He ran out of talent about halfway through the corner. – Buddy Baker Did they write this about that time at VIR, Walter?

37. After the third flip, I lost control………… – Don Roberts after crashing in the Jade Grenade at New England Dragway in 1975.

38. We worked 80 hour weeks for 30 years to keep from having to get a real job. – Tom Lemon’s comment on the rigors of being a drag racing.

39. It’s basically the same, just darker. – Alan Kulwicki, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons.

40. Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

41. If someone said to me that you can have three wishes, my first would have been to get into racing, my second to be in Formula 1, my third to drive for Ferrari. – Gilles Villeneuve

42. There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher. – Murray Walker

43. When I raced a car last it was at a time when sex was safe and racing was dangerous. Now, it’s the other way round. – Hans Stuck

44. I love this kind of racing, (but) these guys sure change their personalities in race mode. They’re like Doberman Pinschers with a hand grenade in their mouths. – Road racer Boris Said speaking of NEXTEL Cup drivers.

45. The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses. – Mario Andretti

46. When I started racing my father told me, ‘Cristiano, nobody has three balls but some people have two very good ones. – Cristiano Da Matta

47. Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail. – Junior Johnson, NASCAR legend, and one time whiskey runner.

48. There have been other tracks that separated the men from the boys. This is the track that will separate the brave from the weak after the boys are gone. – Driver Jimmy Thompson speaking about Daytona International Speedway.

49. Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. – Damon Hill

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More, from the same site:

Three from Colin Chapman, founder of Lotus:

“Simplicate, then add lightness.â€

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